How is it?

Best Scott Award – Sorheim!

The Dejong “Should have stayed in bed” award – Keegan

The Adam Miller “Did Stay in Bed” Award – Tie.  Adam Miller and Jerod Garland!

The Best Bickering Brothers Award – Cole and Wade Van Vark

The Best Pass to Himself off the backboard Award – Herb

The “Most ‘off’ without the ‘C-o-c-k’” award – Fransman and Zylstra (Fast break, 2 on 0 = 0 points) 

The “I am so disappointed in Eric DeBoef” Award – Eric DeBoef (Email accountability means nothing to the young DeBoef)  J  (I take that smiley face back.)  L

The “Blast from the Past” Award – B. Vermeer

The “Best use of Flying Elbows” Award – B. Vermeer!  (I kid)  J

The “Best ‘Money’ Shot” Award – Visser (who declared his own shot “Money” after it went in…)

The “Self Declared Grumpy” Award – Zylstra (I kid)

The Most Bodies on the floor in a Friday morning Award – Mario, S. Vermeer, Fransman, Veenstra, BVL…the list goes on and on…

The Best Shot to his own teammate’s ribs Award – Keegan on Fransman (by far my best shot of the morning)

The “Hey, I wonder what is going on over there on the winner’s court” Award – Bosscher, Punt, Newendorp, Herb, B. Vermeer J

The Old “Make bad passes to the new guy to try and make him look silly” Award – Cole Van Vark

Good stuff!  Let’s keep it going…  Summer time FMBL is a go?  No Go?

Best Scott Award – Sorheim

The Dejong “Should have stayed in bed” Award – Kevin Veenstra (this is Kevin’s first time winning the award)

The Adam Miller “did stay in bed” Award – Tie.  Adam Miller and Jerod Garland

The Team Newendorp Award – Brett, Kyle, Vince, C.J., Monica, and Herb

The “Not enough experience to dunk” Award – Herb and Keegan

The “I’ve really been working on my three point shot” Award – Punt

The Shaky Knee Award – Fisher’s twin brother

The “I really miss playing with BVL’s balls” award – Everyone at FMBL

The Stupid Machine Award – Da Machine  (Or is it Dumb Machine?)

The Most likely to be chugging a Monster Energy drink right now Award – Kyle Newendorp

The “Set the alarm for 4:30 a.m. and hit snooze for 45 minutes” Award – Andy Campbell (Coach AC to his friends)

The “outraged that he didn’t win the most likely to be chugging a monster right now” Award – Bosscher

The “I told myself if I still sucked after four weeks, I wasn’t coming anymore” Award – Wes

The “I am out… what? We need one more? Okay, I am in” Award – Harles

The “The Klompen was two days ago and my butt is still sore” Award - Keegan

Best Scott Award – BVL!  (First time BVL has won the best Scott Award…Congrats!)

The Dejong Should have stayed in Bed Award – Keegan

The Adam Miller Did Stay in Bed Award – Tie. Adam Miller and Jerod Garland.

The Tenth Man Award – Bosscher! (we started playing with only 8 this morning)

The “I made more shots than I had cigarettes this morning” Award – Visser (it was close)

The Best Pass to an anonymous* FMBL player that totally and completely whiffed on catching it Award – BVL

The Best Pass that actually counted as a shot Award - Punt

The Illegal use of Jumping Award – Campbell and Newendorp

The “score five out of his teams seven Points” Award – Greg Fisher’s twin brother

The “I yelled at my kids too much last night and now my voice is shot” Award – Diers

The Email Accountability Breaker Award – Oh wait there was no email this week. 

The “Your Shoe just raked across my nipple” Award – Zylstra and Vermeer (It was actually his teeth…)

*-what this FMBL-er lacks in hands is made up in good looks and charm

Best Scott – Sorheim!

The  Dejong should have stayed in bed Award – Tie.  Keegan in games 1-3 and Keegan, games 4-6. 

The Adam Miller Did stay in bed Award – hmmm…going to have to go with Adam Miller.

The “You had a good run going of coming to Fmbl, what happened?” Award – Jerod Garland

The Creepy Guy with a Video Camera Award – Sorheim

Best Ally-oop Play – Wes

Most unbelievable play that I can’t believe I just witnessed Award – Sorheim pinning the ball on the backboard on a fastbreak (after turning it over…)

The “Hey I wonder what’s going on over on the winner’s court” Award – Keegan

The Arrive at Work at 8:15 Award – Punt, Fisher, Keegan

The FMBL Isn’t the same without you two going at each other’s throats Award – Bush and Dejong

Best tip in on the Day – BVL

Hyper Active Award – Visser

The Cory Kerndt Show up after taking a month off and shoot lights out  Award – Zylstra

The “Are you okay?  Good. Now I am scoring on you” Award – Bosscher

The Best 19 ft and 8 inch shot of the morning Award – Diers

The Best Kyle Newendorp Impersonation – Brett Newendorp  (I think someone called him Kyle at least once this morning…)

The “Hey, next week, stop in and say hello” Award – De Boef, Sees, Shootnik, Milburn, Jade, Kerndt, Mario

Best Scott – SORHEIM by a landslide.

The Dejong Should have stayed in bed Award – Keegan

The Adam Miller DID stay it bed Award – Adam Miller (By a landslide)

The “My back is tired from carrying my team” Award – Diers (Scored 6 out of seven points for team)

The Sandbagger Team Award – Joe, BVL, Kent and Visser (“take it easy on us, we stink…” and then hit 4 out of 5 3’s…)

The Take five minutes of film to get one highlight Award – Sorheim

The Running Commentary Award – Visser

The “We have been working together since November and have an eerie connection” Award – WVV and Garland

The Best pass of the Morning Award – Herb to a cutting Bosscher (who dunked it…if only in his mind)

The Did anyone else notice we have a lot of tall guys at FMBL now? Award – Wes, Campbell, Veenstra, Diers, WVV

The Best Shiner from last week Award – Vermeer

The Best Partially torn ACL from last week Award - Dejong

The MIA Award – Beau, Punt, Fisher, Bush, Newendorp, Mario, Jade, Harms (Detroit didn’t make the playoffs, you have no excuse.)

Best Scott – ______  (Paging a Scott.  Any Scott.  Please Report to FMBL.) 

The Dejong “Should have stayed In Bed” Award – Keegan

The Adam Miller Did stay in Bed Award – Adam Miller

Character Counts Award – Beau

Close to a dynasty Award – Veenstra, Vermeer, Newendorp, BVL and Dejong

Illegal use of Youth/Energy Award – Newendorp

Only Brought One ball to FMBL but it was a good one Award – Tie. BVL… and Dejong

The 2 for 26 Award – Fransman (I would have loved to make two shots for the record)

The “I have been working on my game and can nail 3’s now” Award – Punt

The Afraid of David Dejong Award – Bush

The Six foot Two and a half Inch Award – Fisher

The Six Foot Three Inch Award – Fisher’s twin brother

The Beast down low Award – Tie. Vermeer and De Boef

The Lowest Voice at FMBL Award – Van Maanen

Overheard at FMBL this morning

Dejong – Hey, how do you think FMBL compares to pick up games around the state?

Unknown responder – How do you mean?  Like, numbers of players or quality of players?

Dejong – Both.

Unknown responder – Numbers wise, I think we have the best… (21 this morning)

Unknown responder – Quality wise.. (pauses and watches a fast break where ______ tries a behind the back pass to a team mate that gets picked off…easily…) Yikes.

Who’s in for this Friday?

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Today is the official "Give Yourself an Award" Day!

Let me get the ball rolling:
"Too Lazy to Give Awards Since Jake Wasn't There" Award: Wade

Saved everyone from having to make the decision on whether or not to give CPR to the guy dying from a heart attack by staying in bed: Maifeld.

Most completed passes to both teams:  Bosscher